Friv4 School 2017 - Play Happy Wheels Games - You Will Win, Just Don't Die

Happy wheels games: probably one of the best known physics-skill-driving games of all time. Certainly not known for it's subtlety, but more for the pure insanity it instills! Have fun!

Play happy wheels games: The first you think this game must be for little girls because its visually a nice pleasant barbie kind of ride in the park.

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What you first see is blue sky, rolling green hills, flowers and a woman on a bike with her son in a wooden basket in front and her daughter happily peddling behind her on a tandem bike attachment. Sounds adorable right. Sounds like a nice family activity, especially for children.

This is your time. This is the place - Happy wheels

Let me stop right here and say this is as much of the game you’re going to want your children to see. Now hurry them out of the room and lets get on with some adult fun. I’m sure the whole wholesome look to the introduction of the game is meant to throw you for a loop, little mind bender courtesy of the creator of this grossly unconventional game of skill.
Less than two minutes after you click “Play" you’ll be causing some seriously funny mayhem and carnage to some peculiarly odd characters on different types of vehicles with wheels. There is the previously mentioned woman on a bike with her two children. A man on a bike with his son in a car seat. The father is wearing a helmet but the son is not, I guess its good he has a helmet on when his head falls off. Happy wheels!

There’s an Indiana Jones looking man in a miners cart. The rattiest looking old man in a rocket powered wheelchair, I find it odd he has no shoes on but I suppose scuffed feet is the least of his worries when his legs and arms fall off. The second of only three woman characters in the game is fat, and I mean Fat, so fat she obviously can’t walk to do her shopping. She’s riding a scooter with the cart full of fattening sausage, biscuit mix, sugar and pop. Try not to laugh when her torso ends up in her own cart.

The other woman character is riding on the back of a moped driven by a man. They look like clean cut Americans in an Italian movie. Their facial expression is as if they know they’re about to die a horrifyingly gruesome death. Next character is a business man in a suit on a segway. He squirms up and down like he has to pee. Probably why he’s in such a hurry.

Another character is a guy on a pogo stick, hmm no wheels. However since he looks like he just came from Oktoberfest in Germany and has had 1 too many, that might explain why hes one of the hardest characters to control. One of my favourite characters is the African-American redneck on a riding lawnmower.

You have to laugh when he does a wheelie. Finishing off the list is Santa in his sleigh being pulled by 2, too tall running jumping kicking elves not flying reindeer. By now, what did you expect. All of the characters are amusing before they even move. The object of the game is to move your character through each level without dying. Losing body parts is ok, just don’t die. Each level has different scenery and different obstacles. Not all characters are available on each level though. I’m not going to list all of the over 80 levels! Enjoy now at Friv4school 2017! 

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